honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
(via confirmance)
*looking at a photo of myself* oh … oh my god do i just walk around looking like this
(via laughing-llama)
i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen
(via confirmance)
